WHY MUSLIM TERRORISTS COMMIT SUICIDE !!!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why terrorists are so quick to commit suicide..


Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your xxx with your hand
- You cook over burning camel xxxx
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no s**t  Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.